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12:53PM

Portable Shepard's Pie: Pot Pie Cupcakes - how to pt. 1

For the first Dreamsfood bounty I subimtted a recipe for Pot Pie Cupcakes. They are intended to pull together the goodness of a pot pie in a portable cupcake/muffin format.

Here's the gist; make shells | make soup | fill shells with soup | top with corn bread biscuit batter | bake | top with hollandaise sauce

Of course, being the Alpha Dreamsfood project, this is Columbus centered and vegan. The hope is to spread the message and open it up to more locations and flavors. Anyway, I'm hoping you are here for the recipe, because that's what I've got -

To begin with we will address the soups.  The first one, "Soothing Savory", had apple-smoked sweet potatoes, peas and charred corn. The second one, "Sassy Savory", had some apple-smoked seitan, leaks, butter beans, and smoked turnips. 

For the Soothing Savory, you first need to roast the potatoes (I recommend doing so at the same time as the turnips). Once you roast them and get them hot and sweaty, throw them on the grill for about two hours with some apple wood smoke and indirect heat (you will want to smoke at the same time you do the seitan). As the smoking is winding down, saute an onion, then add some garlic and build up a good soupy base. In a cast iron skillet, powder the bottom with paprika and ancho powder (and cayenne if you want some more heat) and dry toast the spices on medium then edge it toward high. Once the skillet is hot and the spices are done, drain a can of corn (actually use fresh if you can, but it's January in Ohio so...) and add it to the skillet and char the skins. Add along with a can of peas to the base of the soup. Add the sweet potatoes and *boom* you're basically done. From here on out you will be acting like a custodian more than anything. Spice it how you like it, I did my general tex-mex thing. The vegetables are the focus here, and not some spice blend so just keep in mind accenting.

Note: Using fresh corn would have been ideal, same for the peas. You can decide to drop some corn starch slurry into the mix if you'd like a thicker soup for your pies. Smoked salt, however, is one stand-out seasoning that I would say you should invest in for this and the next soup.

Sassy Savory is a smidge more intensive. For the seitan I made basically the same seitan as I had with the Seitanic Panic in the Oven Shepard's Pie. I used the same basic recipe from before, and a similar stock for simmering the seitan and for the rub. Smoking the seitan was nice and easy and done at the same time as the sweet potatoes and the turnips. So basically once you drop the seitan in the stock to simmer, cut up your sweet potatoes and turnips and put them in the oven at 350'F.

Once the seitan and turnips (which upon roasting will still have their bite, though a bit mellowed; upon smoking will mellow out entirely but still have a great punch of flavor) are done smoking it's time to build the soup. The soup starts the same as pretty much any other one I do, but in this case after you finish off the onion and garlic sauteeing, you can stock the stock with the simmering stock you used for the seitan (upcycle that salty water). Mire-poix is utterly your friend on this one, so grab some carrot and celery (and hell, add it to the other soup if you want). Originally I was going to use butter beans only but some black beans made their way in there as well. Add the sweet potatoes and corn starch slurry (if appropriate). Spice and season as you like. Reserve the smoked seitan for making the cupcakes, or just add toward the end of stweing.

Note: When/If to add the smoked seitan is an interesting problem. If you've ever baked seitan before adding it to a saucy stweing dish, you will know the effect you get. The surface becomes nice and resilient and the texture more durable. It is less likely to soak up massive amounts of liquid, and consequently flavor. I chose to preserve the acute smokiness by topping with seitan before serving (and I like the presentation aspect better); you could diffuse it (a) if you prefer, or (b) if you can't stand sharp smoked food, or (c) if you over-smoke those bad boys.

Next time, how to make the shells and build these bad boys...

1:26PM

It's that Shifty Time of Year again

Ah the season of seasonal Zoloft prescriptions, I see that you are a mere moment's breath away. I do not begrudge you, but still I must make ready myself in order to get through this time of year without psychoactives.

Here is my February through April road map;

 

  • Start planning meals for the entire week or starve
  • Miss Kristin reminded me of my budgeting motivation having lapsed by mentioning mint.com, Beth doubled down on that and I realize I need to get back into using that. I used to use it for a while and it was quite the benefactor in keeping me on the skinny and narrow
  • Make something. In keeping with my new year's resolution to make myself some furniture, I think I should start by going to the Habitat for Humanity ReStore and sourcing wood
  • Pay attention to a calendar, fill up the dates with good things to do
  • Kick out the jams with TWO MORE Bounty Dinners for Dreamsfood.org and a Clintonville Chili Cookoff!
  • Find excuses to be outside
  • Game of Thrones in April; something to count down to!
  • Buy clothes! Nothing beats away winter blues like marginally responsible consumerism (I mean. I can't go to work naked... ever again) veiled by the rationalizations of "can't make a second first impression"
  • Keep warm and dry
    • take up knitting, 
    • or sewing
  • ...More suggestions and ideas and your tactics for staying sane in the Season of Zoloft? Comment below so I will know

 

1:21PM

yes, i ate that

 ...and i will again. pizza cooking time tonight. I've got 25 pounds of organic, all-purpose flour waiting for me at the CCM and am going to make the hell out of some food.

Pizza #1: creamed spinach and shallots and walnuts?

1:37PM

pron of food - pot pie cupcakes

 

New Gallery up from my recent entry for Dreamsfood's first bounty, vegan comfort food. It is an attempt at creating a pot pie using a cupcake format. The first one, "Soothing Savory", had apple-smoked sweet potatoes, peas and charred corn. The second one, "Sassy Savory", had some apple-smoked seitan, leaks, butter beans, and smoked turnips. Both were served in pizza dough shells with corn bread biscuits and a nice dose of vegan hollandaise.

So the Bounty of comfort food also included Shepardess Pie and four varieties of Spanikopita (one of which Portia had spontaneously created with some leftover mix and some leftover smoked seitan). It was a big success in terms of people loving the food prepared as well as the turn-out and feedback provided by our Dreamsfood Alpha group members.

Very excited for the second bounty, which was announced this week. It's focusing on Latin Foods and we're hoping for some foods inspired by our Western hemisphere neighbors. So far we have an enchilada entry and a flan (vegan flan? for science!) and I'm hoping for a ton of additional recipes.

I will get the post up soon detailing the how of making these exciting monsters! And YES, smoking seitan is utterly worth every ounce of the effort.

10:11AM

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Enjoy!

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2:27PM

I used Transpersonal Studies today!

What is a Dark Night without an Early Dawn?Holy Moley Doctor Christopher Bache! I not only used my Religious studies degree to answer a question, but in addition to drive-by referencing Transpersonal Studies I even name-dropped your book! If you sell a copy via stackexchange as a referral, that was me. (Or if you get a nomfg.)

"What Does the Darkest of Nights Mean?"

It might be better to use both halves in answeering your question. The first half, "Dark Night" refers to period of personal upheaval or crisis. Both halves: Dark Night, Early Dawn (DNED) is a phrase whose usage probably best elucidates the fuller context behind what a Dark Night exactly is.Transpersonal Studies usage can be summed up in the following;

"Dark Night...", as in Dark Night, Early Dawn typically can be used to refer to a period of great spiritual testing and, when coupled with "...Early Dawn", transformation. For more you might gloss over the book Summary of central metaphor in Dark Night, Early Dawn

Frequently a Dark Night is a period in which the mettle of a given subject is tested to such an extent as to not only unwind the topical or superficial egoic structures of the person, but when harnessed the crisis energy can additionally be utilized to unwind and deconstruct the foundational and subterranean structures.

Also, the actual crisis or context may not objectively warrant such a description, but the diligence and energy channelled into the situation and egoic structures involved would be sufficient to be a Dark Night experience to the subject.

When used in the superlative, there is an understanding of the Darkest Night laying bare the subject's entire self as a collection of dis-integrated parts. There is, in the sense of the Early Dawn, an opportunity to collect these fragmented elements of the person and to integrate them into a more cohesive personhood.

I'm sure I will go back and edit the answer, tweak it, coax a bit more from it. But that initial draft was awesome. So excited to finally use something from my Bachelor of Arts days. It only took 6 years!

Actually, I referenced DNED throughout the entire structure of my whole 28 hour BaconCamp qua Chili, the rundown and the recipe. I am glad to have had the kind of meltdown I did that week. I am also glad that I got to have such a foundational experience cooking before I gave up cooking at the expense of animals' lives. I don't like to pontificate much on it, but I hit a mark now where it smells wrong. It no longer looks or smells like food for human consumption.

It's a weird place and all my prior photos of meat-based dishes look like some kind of abstract culinary art. Anyway, DNED. Get there.

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